Ah, let me tell you about this exceptional captain who never once set foot on a ship. It’s quite a remarkable feat, really, to lead a crew and navigate the treacherous seas without ever experiencing it firsthand.

I suppose you could say that this captain had a very vivid imagination, or perhaps he was simply blessed with an uncanny ability to read maps and charts from the comfort of his own home. Or, maybe he just had a really good GPS system.

It’s ironic, really, because one would expect a captain to have a wealth of sea-faring knowledge and experience, but in this case, that couldn’t be further from the truth. Yet somehow, this captain managed to inspire and lead his crew with confidence, even if he couldn’t tell starboard from port.

I suppose in the end, it just goes to show that true leadership doesn’t always require firsthand experience, just a strong vision and the ability to inspire others to follow it. But still, it’s hard not to chuckle at the thought of a captain who never set sail.